Actual Phone Call:Caller: What are you wearing? Bust-A-Gut: Nothing but a smile. |
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What do I bring to class? |
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Caller: What should I bring with me? Bust-A-Gut: A sense of humor, an appetite, court papers, and your driver's license. |
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Do you have Spanish classes? |
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Actual phone call:Caller: Do you have classes in Spanish? Bust-A-Gut: No. But we can help. And those that don't speak English laugh the loudest. |
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Actual phone call:Caller: Can't find a babysitter. Can I bring my kids?
Bust-A-Gut: Nope. Sorry. No kids. If your kids are teenage drivers they can take the class with you and you might be able to get a discount on your insurance! Plus it's a great punishment for whatever they did wrong this week. I'm sure they did something. But no kids otherwise. |
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I got my certificate. My name is misspelled. |
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Actual phone call: Caller: I got my certificate in the mail but my name is not spelled right. What do I do? Bust-A-Gut: As long as your Driver's License number is correct you're fine. |
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My stuff is due this week. Do I get an extention? |
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Actual phone call: Caller: I have to turn in my paperwork this week. Do I get an extention? Bust-A-Gut: No. 90 days is 90 days. The court expects you to have everything done AND have gotten your certificate within the 90 days. |
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Can I take the class before my court date? |
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Actual phone call: Caller: Can I take the class before my court date? Bust-A-Gut: Yes. But to ensure you don't have problems later, be sure to get permission from the court. |
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Can I take the class again? |
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Actual phone call: Caller: I took your class a few months ago for a ticket. But I got another one. Can I take your class again? I thought I could only take the class once a year? Bust-A-Gut: By law you can take the class ONCE a year to dismiss a traffic ticket, but the court may give you permission to take it as many times as they let you if you ask nicely. |
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Is it cheaper without the buffet? |
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Actual phone call: Caller: Is the class cheaper if I don't eat? Bust-A-Gut: No. You're not paying for the meal. You're paying for the class. The buffet is free. If you don't eat it doesn't discount the price. |
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When do I get the certificate? |
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Caller: I get the certificate in the mail after I take your class right? Bust-A-Gut: Right. We send the paper work in and they mail your the certificate. Caller: How long does it take? Bust-A-Gut: Usually 10-15 days. Sometimes faster. Caller: What if I need it faster?
Bust-A-Gut: $25 gets it overnighted to you. ($15 if you pre-pay online at www.comedydefensivedriving.com)
Caller: I'm taking the class Sunday. Do I get it Monday? Bust-A-Gut: No. It's one business day. If you take the class Sunday then you'll receive it Tuesday by noon. |
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Actual phone call: Caller: Do you accept credit or debit cards? Bust-A-Gut: Yes. AND No. Not at class time. But you can online at comedydefensivedriving.com
Just bring your confirmation with you to class. |
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Actual phone call: Caller: Do you accept Pesos? Bust-A-Gut: No. Caller: Lone Star Card? Bust-A-Gut: Good bye. |
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Do I get the certificate after class? |
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Actual phone call: Caller: Do I get the certificate after class? Bust-A-Gut: No. Caller: But I took the class years ago and they gave it to me that same day. Bust-A-Gut: That was years ago. Not anymore. Nobody does that now. It's the law. Caller: What if I give you an extra $5? Bust-A-Gut: No. But if you need it right away, you can pay an extra $25 and I'll have it overnighted to your house. You can also pay for the class and the overnight certificate online (Save $10 if you pre-pay online at www.comedydefensivedriving.com) |
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