Can I take my kids?

Actual phone call:

Caller:  Can't find a babysitter. Can I bring my kids?

Bust-A-Gut: Nope. Sorry. No kids. If your kids are teenage drivers they can take the class with you and you might be able to get a discount on your insurance!

Plus it's a great punishment for whatever they did wrong this week. I'm sure they did something. But no kids otherwise.